I just recently joined an organization called Concerts in Your Home, which is completely unrelated to the world famous Carrots in your Pants... or the semi-illegal Soap Scum in Your Tuba.
Anyway...
What's this all about?
Well...
Let's say you want to have me come to your house and perform.
No. Really.
In the past- THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN ABSLOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE...
but now.. no so much.
How does it work?
Simple- You can go HERE and check out the site, and you can go HERE and see what my page looks like- AND... if you live within a DAYS DRIVE from me, and know a few friends or relatives or person-sized drawer dwellers like from that super creepy episode of the X-Files, who would want to get together and listen to me sing some of my silly repertoire... IT CAN HAPPEN.
In other words-
I can come to your house and put on a show.
There.
I said it.
Check it out and let's make it happen.
Woo!
-Geo
7 comments:
Not sure if that's truth in advertising, sir. You will perform at homes...naked?
Well... it depends on the money that's involved.
It usually cost MORE for me to keep my pants ON.
Hurf.
Geo
hey geo....
what's with the soul patch?
It's just a rental.
You want to borrow it?
-G
Damn. Eugene, Oregon is more than a days drive... assuming normal speed regulations are followed.
Urgh...ergh...damn. I wish I had a bigger living room. Can't seem to figure out how to book just you instead of opening up the place to every act. Sigh.
Hey Pete-
You can book only the acts YOU want. Get in touch with me if you're interested. We can do it WITHOUT going through C.I.Y.H. and all the offical chanels.
Lemme know-
Geo
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